Lost In Translation (2003): First world man meets first world woman and they bond over first world problems.
Also, there is absolutely nothing to do in Japan.
Hallam Foe (2007): A haphazard attempt at a Freudian tale that teeters too close to the border of incestuousness.
Closer (2004): Attractive people doing decidedly unattractive things.
Cherrybomb (2009): Ron Weasly auditions for a role on Skins.
Remember Me (2010): Robert Pattinson scowls for 90 minutes, then a plane crashes in New York; you suddenly feel like crying.
I’ve been watching a lot of films lately, and the above is just a handful of the movies I’ve seen most recently. I didn’t want to do long reviews on each, so I decided to take the twitter approach. Not surprisingly, that forced me to get right down to the meat of the matter–there is nothing I could say in 500 words about these movies that I didn’t cover in 140 characters or less.